Don´t smoke, don´t fight, don´t light no cigarettes
Or else you´ll wind up in the can
No jokes, don´t write, sit tight, don´t fool around
You are a guest of Uncle Sam
Stand up, look right, don´t slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
And when I snap, you jump into the master plan

I´ll be damned
Well, I´ll be damned
I´ll be

Damned, if I drink or smoke
Damned, if I steal your joke
I´ll be damned, if I go for broke
Damned, if I do
Damned, if I don´t

Don´t talk, don´t fool, don´t try to mess around
I´ll make a monkey out of you
You sign your name right on that dotted line

Boy, I´ll be damned
I´ll be

[Solo]

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I´ll be damned (x6)