If you´re having trouble with the high school head
He´s giving you the blues
You wanna graduate, but not in his bed
Here´s what you gotta do:
Pick up the phone, I´m always home
Call me anytime

Just ring: 3-6, 2-4, 3-6, hey
I lead a life of crime

[Chorus 1]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap

You got problems in your life of love?
You got a broken heart?
He´s double dealin´ with your best friend
That´s when the tear drops start, fella
Pick up the phone, I´m here alone
Or make a social call

Come right in, forget about him
We´ll have ourselves a ball

[Chorus 1]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap (Aww)
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap

[Guitar Solo]

If you got a lady and you want her gone
But you ain´t got the guts
She keeps naggin´ at you night and day
Enough to drive you nuts
Pick up the phone, leave her alone
It´s time you made a stand

For a fee, I´m happy to be
Your back-door man

[Chorus 1]
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they´re done dirt cheap

Concrete shoes
Cyanide
TNT (Done dirt cheap)
Neck ties
Contracts
High voltage (Done dirt cheap)

[Chorus 2]
(Dirty deeds) Do anything you want me to
(Done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds) dirty deeds
Dirty deeds (Done dirt cheap)

Yaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggghhhhhh!